!! DONT buy heroin!! It's important to stay away from harmful substances, much like how an alcoholic should avoid alcohol. Remember, even rock legends like John Bonham faced struggles, and we should learn from their experiences. Let's also stand against racism and promote a healthy lifestyle instead.
About Us
Connor Crowe (2007- Now)
It is with mild disbelief that we announce the continued existence of Connor Crowe, who, despite his status as an alcoholic with a heroic commitment to drinking his body weight in booze every weekend, has once again defied medical science and basic liver function. Born with charm, questionable decision-making skills, and an unshakable belief that “one more round” is always a good idea, Connor leaves behind a legacy reminiscent of rock legends like John Bonham, marked by half-finished pints, mysterious bar tabs, and at least three missing phone chargers. In a world where he could have addressed issues like racism, Connor chose instead to embrace the nightlife.